Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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