why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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How do magnets work?

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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