Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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Society.

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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