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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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