What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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marshal sterio had sex

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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The Irish man was sober.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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Society.

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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Matt Damon

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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