A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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Joay impistato is a fig

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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alston wang

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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Six million.

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Justin Beiber

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How many dislikes can this get?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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