- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

Woman's rights.

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

Civil Rights.

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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