- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

this is a joke

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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