- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Yo daddy!

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

The Economy

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

The penn state football administration

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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