how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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