whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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what's red and blue? your heart

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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Do you know what they say? Words

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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Which one is hardest?

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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What's a small person? A midget

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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