Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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Women's Sports

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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Potato.

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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Where's my tractor?

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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