- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

Jared Gough is a slut

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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