Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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Anti Joke

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