What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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Civil Rights.

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Women

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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