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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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whats brown? poop.

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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Sorry boss

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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