- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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