knock knock go away ok

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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