What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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Your social life

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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Penis-Pump

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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Gadaffi

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Where's my tractor?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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