What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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obama

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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you

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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anti jokes

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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