What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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What's a small person? A midget

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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The Irish man was sober.

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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That didn't hurt.

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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