What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

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Woman's rights.

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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Alex Eggbert

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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YOLO

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Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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