How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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