- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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