4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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Garry Glitters on here

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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