chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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