- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

What is funny about family guy?the jokes

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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