- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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Your time.

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

Do you need any assistance?

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

why?

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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