- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

What's funnier than poop? More poop

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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