whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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Yo mamas so fat.

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Do you need any assistance?

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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knock, knock. come in.

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women playing football?

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

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Anti Joke

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