What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

So a black man hails a taxi...

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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a man walks into horse bar

In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Anti Joke

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