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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

Comedy.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

Niki Minaj's ass

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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