- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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