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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

black people

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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