- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

Dear Board of education, so are we.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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