- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

I have a crush on my dad.

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

Mitt Romney.

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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