- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

what smells worse then shit Drew White

why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

Potato.

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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