- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

Knock Knock Yes?

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

a catholic priest and a young boy

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

Obama

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

A child with cancer grows up.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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