- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

What number comes after 29? 30.

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