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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

What's red and has wheels a red car....

What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

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