What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What's up? A direction...

Dancing Potatoe!

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

bum sex lol

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

hello

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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