Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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2 women were sitting quietly

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Take my wife- to the store.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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Kah-________-

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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This site is easy to upload to...

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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Anti Joke

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