- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

Are you a human?

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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