- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

Ms. Smoot's class

What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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