My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Penis.

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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The Irish man was sober.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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My butt!!!!

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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