- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

What is brown and sticky? Poop

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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