- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

Why? Because!

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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