How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

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Hearpin my durp

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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