Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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Get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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Anti Joke

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