A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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