- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Take my wife- to the store.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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