- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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