Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

thumb_up thumb_down

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

thumb_up thumb_down -2

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Where's my shotgun

thumb_up thumb_down -2

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

thumb_up thumb_down -2

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

thumb_up thumb_down -4

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

thumb_up thumb_down -4

HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops