Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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i'm not gay

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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I'm a like whore

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hello

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What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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ballsack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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