Good boy

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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space is fun

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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My pet rock died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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Blind people can't read this.

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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This one sucks!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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