- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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