What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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This is not a joke.

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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