- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

haha, you're an orphan

Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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