A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

My butt!!!!!!!!

When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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