How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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George Bush.

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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What do you call a black man? Jamal

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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I am on a escalator.

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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