why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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( o Y o )

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Farts smell bad!

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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