- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

What number comes after 29? 30.

How did the girl die? 25.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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