Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

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W.N.B.A.

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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