what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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fabien

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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Nobody cares.

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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