What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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Heartlight

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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Penis-Pump

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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How did th-A fridge.

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Matt Damon

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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