- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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