Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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women outside of the kitchen

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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LOL May Wong

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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