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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.