- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

*knock knock "there's a door bell"

What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

a man walked into a bar "ouch"

What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

What's a small person? A midget

knock knock whos there? how should I know?

Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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