- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

What's up? A direction...

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

What is Earth made out of? Earth

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

Poop

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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