- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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Alex Eggbert

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

weiner? balls

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

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