- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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