- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

What's red and has wheels a red car....

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

I saw a shovel once.

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