What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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penis hehehehe

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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marshal sterio had sex

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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Japan called... They need help.

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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