- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

What's red and has wheels a red car....

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

I saw a shovel once.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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