- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

Jared Gough is a slut

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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