Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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no

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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"Up to 50% off."

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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guess what chicken butt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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