- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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