Womens rights

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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Do you know what they say? Words

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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AVB

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My butt!!!!

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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Anti Joke

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