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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

Womens rights.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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