- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

YOLO MAH BROLO

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

What does A duck smoke? Quack

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

whats 2+2? 4

Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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