- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Women Driving.

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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