what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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I like hats XD!

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Leave her alone...

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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.....Carrot Top....

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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