What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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God is real

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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OBAMA

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

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I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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