a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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?ti saw won troffe eht htrow t'nsaw yllaer siht

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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Where is my tractor?

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

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*prepares this to get negged*

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myspace

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Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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