Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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