i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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myspace

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marshal sterio had sex

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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

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Penis

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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24!

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If the red house is made out of red bricks, the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and the blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is the greenhouse made of? Ah, I see what you did there. You are expecting me to follow the sequence based on how each house is made out of bricks the same color as their title. However, I am one step ahead of you and I know that the greenhouse is made out of glass panels. But what if it were made out of green glass panels? Then, I suppose, the sequence could continue naturally yet we still have a problem of units - bricks vs. glass. Quite the dilemma we are facing.

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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want a balloon? yeah

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how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

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A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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