Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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anti jokes

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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