How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

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why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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