Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

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A new restaurant KKKcake

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

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Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

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what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

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Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

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Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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How many dislikes can this get?

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