Joey mayer's face

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

What's wrong with woman Everything

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

Chrissy is funny.

Girls Basketball.

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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