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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

What's the difference between a duck?

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

knock knock

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

who smells? •Liam

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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