a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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