Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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