- Anti Joke

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

knock knock who's there police

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.