Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

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