Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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hi. thats what she said.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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If you are my friend like it!

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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Womens rights

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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