- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

1 + 1 = 3

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

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