What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

A. Hey.. B. Hi

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

Get in the Batmobile.

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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