- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

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