What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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gay marriage.

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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