- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What causes floods? Too much water.

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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