The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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There was a homeless man living all by his lonesome on a street corner, desperately begging for money. Suddenly, a car comes to a screeching halt and out of the window flies a thin, square piece of plastic. The hobo successfully catches it in both hands. "Whats dis?" he says, "What da hick can I do wid a stinkin wada plastic?" he says, failing to realizing the significance of the thin square of plastic, for he is but a hobo and has been out of touch with reality for quite some time. After some time, he gains back his common sense, "Aha!" he shouts, "it is but a condom!" A few days pass, the man wondering alone in search for a way to make use of his prized, plastic square. He encounters a beautiful female hobo (at least he thinks she is) and they make love. So not only does the hobo make use of the silly condom (which expired-he just doesn't know) he get's laid and keeps warm in the brutal winter weather by getting cozy with the hobo chick. There are some pros in being a hobo, you know. After a month, both hobos make the faithful decision to join their cardboard boxes together, thus creating a new home where they live happily ever after <3

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

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Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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