What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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