-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

Penal Dysfunction

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

9/11

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

What is 9 + 10? 21

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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