How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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Blind people can't read this.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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This one sucks!

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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