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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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