Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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I'm gay. No homo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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