Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

motley crew

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

whats your name? bumder:)

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

Joay impistato is a fig

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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