What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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