- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

What is the difference between a duck?

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

I like to eat people

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

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