Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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my namew is jd

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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Hi

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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