Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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Anti-joke.

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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