- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

whats your name? bumder:)

how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

What would you rather do or drag a board?

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

involved parents.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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