Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

No. Yes.

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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Jason Connor.

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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