How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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A black guy with his family.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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Male penises.

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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Anti Joke

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